Friday, May 27, 2011

I Am Growing...

Dad says I weigh more than 100 pounds! Mom is busy packing boxes for our move. So, for those of you who want to stay in "the know" you can jump over to my mom's blog:

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Doggie Buffet

Yes, I'm a smart dog. But not smart enough to open a bag of dog food by myself. Dad did that and I just dug in. Lunch!!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Dad, I Mean, Dog Training

Dad's been "training" me. For what, I'm not sure, but he says the words "come" and "sit" a lot. When he took a break the other day, I decided to "train" him.

Don't leave your shoes in a place where I can get to them.

Mom thought that was funny.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Conversations With My Mother

A day doesn't go by when my mother doesn't have something to say to me. The following conversation is actual dialogue from this morning:

Mom: How you doing over there? Can you still see me? I'm just making my bed. Don't be upset.

Me: How can I not be upset, I'm not smack dab against your leg. You've got this ridiculous setup of a rocking chair, kitchen chair, baby gate and Barbie castle stopping me from getting to you!

Mom: You okay? You're not peeing on the floor are you? Juno?

Me: No, just licking myself.

Mom: Because I have to get things done. And don't flip out when I start running this vacuum, the dust bunnies are crazy in here!

Me: Dust bunnies? You have bunnies in there? Let me in!

Mom: Alright, I'm almost done. You know, if you'd learn how to hold it, you could be in here right now.

Me: Promises, promises.

--Of course all of this sounded like:

Mom: "Wa-wa-wahh, wah, wah wah."

Me: Woof.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

When Mom's Away...

Beyond repair? Not yet.
There's nothing better than when Mom decides to do something other than watch over me.

This time she was on the phone. I assumed it was important because she was pacing.

But turn your back on me for a minute and well, when Mom's away, the dog know the saying.

Yesterday it was the older sister's running shoe, today, Mom's mitten.